A few days ago the wind slammed our screen door open and the window broke, just to top that off we've been having temperatures in the 20s so every time you open the door you feel like you're gonna get frostbite our landlord was supposed to send someone to fix it 2 days ago but the lazy ass still hasn't. Plus there are a whole bunch of cracks over our sofa where the ceiling is sagging every time I sit there I'm afraid of the sky falling, he was supposed to send someone to fix that too but again no-show.

I finally figured out how to get my stories up here and I feel kinda dumb for not figuring it out before. Anyway I'll be uploading more stuff now so hopefully someone will actually read this. Oh yeah I decided I want to try out being a radio DJ mainly because it sounds like a fun job plus if I got a talk show, I could ridicule people and reduce them to tears with my powers of sarcasm and irony MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *Blissful sigh* Imagine a job where you get PAID to be an asshole! Oh wait thats called being a politician my bad! guess I'll have to come up with another way to describe it.

Any way HAPPY NEW YEAR good luck with your resolutions. This year I resolve to be just as confident in real life as I am on the internet.