PsychoticAlchemist

I stole this from Zeowynda, sorry!

1. Favorite Dragon Age game (ie: Origins, Awakening, Dragon Age 2)
I loved DA2 but I still like DAO better. Although if you could transfer the combat and the fully voiced character to DAO I'd love that.

2. Favorite character
Tough one, probably Leliana, she was sweet and caring, and I'm a sucker for a woman with a French accent. Also she had this whole interesting backstory that showed she wasn't as innocent and naive as she seemed. She was kind but still understood how cruel the world could be, I liked that. I have a crush on a fictional character... FML.

3. Least favorite character
Carver or Aveline. Carver could win a Guiness World Record for whining. And as for Aveline, well maybe this is just me, but can you say 'Lawful Stupid?'

4. Favorite Love Interest
Leliana, Isabela, or Merrill

I already mentioned why I like Leliana.

Isabela's romance was interesting because it started out as just a fling and then if you played your cards right it got a lot deeper, and you found out things about her character you really didn't know before.

Merrill was just cute and vulnerable, her puppy dog eyes were always on and whenever I had romantic dialogue with her I was in a puddle on the floor.

5. Least favorite Love Interest
Morrigan, all the romances are well done so I'm picking my least favorite out of a host of good choices, and her's was my least favorite hell if I know why, but there you go.

6. Your Warden's story
Female city elf rogue (If I'm gonna stare at someone's hindquarters for 90+ hours might as well be hot)
Sided with the mages (never liked the templars must be that thing I've got about religion)
Saved Connor with the Circle
Got Zathrian to break the curse
Made Bhelen the king (Consequentialism, he's brutal now, but the dwarves won't last without his reforms)
Destroyed the Anvil, sided with Caridin
Made Alistair king hardened him, married him to Anora
Convinced him to do Dark Ritual with Morrigan
Ran off with romanced Leliana

7. Favorite quest
Either the Deep Roads, the creepy factor was very enjoyable and had me grinding my teeth at some points (that's actually what I do when I'm anxious not pissed). I also like the Sacred Ashes quest minus the bridge puzzle, I hate that thing.

8. Least favorite quest
The First Sacrifice, I realize it's a necessary plot-hook but after speaking with Ghyslain de Carrac I feel like I need a shower.

9. Favorite class (ie; mage, warrior, rogue, assassin, healer…)
DA: O - Assassin, you could tear people apart with that Specialization
DA2 - Also Assassin, Mage was much more awesome then in DAO but I like the flashy and fast attacks of the dual wielding rogues

10. Favorite party banter
* Isabela: Psst. I've got some of it written down now.
* Varric: Give it here.
* Varric: "Her breasts strained against the leather jerkin like two wild stallions corralled against their will." (Chuckles)
* Varric: "She pounced—the smooth moves of a jungle cat—and locked her thighs around Donnic's waist. He—"
* Aveline: What?
* Isabela: Nothing.
* Aveline: What is that?
* Isabela: Shh! (Giggles)
* Varric: Isabela just thought she'd celebrate your love affair with a... written dedication.
* Isabela: It's "friend-fiction!" I do it out of love.
* Aveline: I will never, ever be clean again

11. Favorite song from the soundtracks:
I enjoyed Leliana's song very much, but I also loved Journey To Deep Fear from DA2, but they're too different to compare so I'll just say both.

12. OTP
F!Tabris/Leliana (I'm a sucker for that pairing)
F!Cousland/Alistair (The royal battle couple it isn't just cute it's badass)

13. Mages or Templars?
Mages, when even some Templars are siding with mages because Meredith is so off her rocker that says something.

14. Character you wish was a romance option
Ummm dunno, Sten would have been interesting or Varric.

15. Your favorite "Bro"
Varric. I shouldn't need to say anymore.

16. Your ultimate team from all games
Rogue Hawke, Varric, Isabela, Merrill I could kick serious ass with that lineup and any banter with those three is funny and/or cute.

17. Favorite Origins story
City Elf, constantly put down and trampled on, but later comes back and saves the very society that derided him/her, way to stick it to 'em.

18. Character you are most like
Morrigan, I know I'm a guy, but she's cynical, sarcastic, honestly cares for the few she considers friends but is still not a people person, tends toward the consequentialism side of the philosophical spectrum, much like me.

19. Character who'd be your best friend
Varric, I'm not as rude as Morrigan and we've both got the whole 'I just want to sit back and make sarcastic commentary on the idiots duking it out,' thing going so I'd get along with him pretty well.

20. Character you wouldn't get along with
Aveline, she has this whole "The law is the law is the law," personality and she never stops to consider whether those laws are just. I think the moment that really did me in for her character was when you went to the Arishok to talk about the fugitives he was harboring, and find out that they would be arrested for murder for killing the guard who raped their sister, at that moment had I been there in person I would have been saying, "Okay big misunderstanding Arishok I was under the impression you had real criminals bye now!" But Nooooo "They broke the law, they must pay!" "Aveline would you kindly go do something useful? Like jump in the harbor?"

21. Favorite villain
I liked the Architect best, because it was so ambiguous whether he was actually evil or not.

22. Favorite NPC
Riordan, you don't see much of him but he was pretty awesome before he got killed.

23. Scene you wish you could change the outcome of the most
The Orsino Harvester transformation scene, when you side with the mages they should have figured something else out, it really made no sense in context.

24. Most shocking scene
The part where Orsino transformed into a Harvester, I never played Golems of Amgarrak so all of sudden this hideous monstrosity is facing me and I'm going, "What in Andraste's great flaming fuckhole is that THING!!!"

25. Scene(s) that made you cry
The part where Bethany dies in the Deep Roads if you don't have Anders with you.

And of course Leandra's death scene really twisted the heartstrings.

26. Crack OT3
F!Hawke/Leliana/Isabela/
Because it's fucking hot that's why!

27. Best part of the games
Party banter! Character interaction! MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! Oh wait I mean COMBAT!!!!!!

28. Worst part of the games
Recycled dungeon layouts and loading screens.

29. If you made a deal with a demon what would your bargain be?
The demon commits suicide and saves me the trouble of disemboweling it.

30. Hopes for Dragon Age 3
Who the fuck is Flemeth? What the fuck is Flemeth? What is her angle in all this? What is Morrigan's angle in all this? Who's the god-baby? Romanceable female Qunari/Kossith (I'm not too picky she doesn't have to follow the Qun just use that hot female Kossith character model PLEASE!), Leliana Zevran Varrick Isabela Warden and Hawke return, BIG FUCKING WAR!!!!

Yeah I know been awhile since I updated this, so I've got a bit more than usual to talk about. For starters I'm not in college anymore, can't afford another year so I'm finding work the way most desperate people do, the military. In the next week I'll hopefully take the ASVAB test to find out what jobs I'd be suited to. I'm joining the Air Force and I'm hoping for JTAC (I'd be the guy who scouts areas then calls in air strikes) or Military Police, so wish me luck.

In other news DA2 is coming out soon and I cannot wait to get it. I've been reduced to downloading all sorts of random games from the net to take up the time remaining to its release. Which led me to discover Portal..... which I love.

In other other news (as in more other than the other other.... yeah I'm in a weird mood I'll shut up now) I just finished Monster Hunter International an Monster Hunter Vendetta, and they were awesome, if you have not read these books you should remedy this. I'll put it this way, you know how whenever you watch a monster movie you go "What the hell are you doing?" when the protagonists inevitably do something idiotic? Well the good guys in this are the ones who kill monsters the smart way, they take 'em on with automatic shotguns, high powered assault rifles, grenade launchers, the works it's fucking awesome READ IT!

Stole this from hyperthia.deviantart.com/ cuz it looked cool

Rules: Answer each question, then search your answer on UrbanDictionary and post the results.

1.) YOUR NAME?: Jeremy
4 buckets of pure awesome rolled up into a tasty bite sized homunculus. Looks good in drag. When he opens his mouth, pure clever spews out and penetrates all those who dare oppose him. He is the master of the universe. (Well except for the drag part that's me)


2.) YOUR AGE?: 18
The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.

3.) ONE OR TWO OF YOUR FRIENDS?:
Kimberly - A sweet compassionate girl that finds the beauty in everything. She is always willing to give a helping hand. Everyone loves her as soon as they meet her. Tends to be very sexy and confident.
Gabi - referring to an extremely charming and intelligent brunette

4.) WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING?: Video Games
An escape from life, like (see weed). When you get back, the problems of life hit you in the face like a brick

5.) FAVORITE COLOR?: Black
goes with any other color in the world

6.) BIRTHPLACE?: Orlando
Floridian Definition:

The only major city in Florida that every Floridian visits, but to which no Floridian ever willfully moves.

This arises for a couple of reasons:

1)Orlando is the only major city in Florida without a beach.

2)Floridians already see enough tourists, so Orlando is like Hell on Earth.

7.) MONTH OF YOUR BIRTH?: June
The month the hottest people in the world are born.

8.) DAY OF YOUR BIRTH?: 27
The worst poker hand in the whole world. Only those mentally challenged or intoxicated would even consider playing this hand. It is also known as a 'beer hand', due to the obvious implications that only drunkards would play it.

9.) LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?: Mom
"The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else."

10.) NICKNAMES?: Smartass
Someone who enjoys giving flippant, sarcastic and/or rude answers to legitimate questions; also someone who enjoys being sarcastic and rude in general.

Well my sister posted this and I just had to steal it, 'cause I mean this shit's hilarious.


Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Character Survey

Choose a character of yours, be it an OC, a fan character, or an RP character and fill this survey out with their information.


BIOGRAPHY

Full Name: Sean Ryder

Nickname(s): Trin, Nutjob, a large assortment of obscene insults

Birthdate: January 4th

Race: human


PHYSICAL APPEARANCE

Age: 17

Eye Color: hazel/red

Hair color: brown

Weight: 187 lbs. (I know that doesn't fit his build, I'll get to that in the story eventually)

Height: 5'4"

Type of body/build: small, thin, very underwhelming

Physical disabilities: None


INTEREST

Favorite color: Green

Least favorite color: yellow

Food: steak, in every variety

Likes: shooting things, working on engines, messing with people's head's, that 'WTF!?' look you get on your face when you realize exactly what he just said

Dislikes: math, doctors, politicians


GENERAL

Favorite clothing: Anything that's loose with a lot of pockets

Jewelry: None

Where does he live?: Officially Central, in reality anywhere he goes to sleep

Where does he want to live?: Creta or somewhere else with nice beaches

Most prized possession: His guns


BACKGROUND

Hometown: Transium

Type of childhood: Ugly, refer to my story

Education: Very little formal education, self-educated to college level in several subjects

Religion: Agnostic


FAMILY

Mother: Sallie Ryder (MIA)

Father: Not mentioned (deceased)

Siblings: None

Extended family: None


RELATIONSHIP

Sexual orientation: heterosexual

Single/Dating/Married/Divorced?: Almost dating

If in a relationship, with who?: Deborah "D" Mills

How long?:  a few weeks?

Sexual tendencies: content to let D take the lead

Friends: The Elrics, Hawkeye, Mustang & co.

Best friend: Edward Elric


CHILDREN

Do they have any children?: No


OCCUPATION

Job title: Counter-Terrorist Operative

Job description: Goes out, meets interesting psychopaths, shoots them.

Do they like it?: Somewhat

Working towards: Surviving


PERSONALITY

Smokes: yes

Drinks: yes

Philosophy: Smile, tomorrow will be worse

Greatest strengths in his personality: loyal, intelligent, analytic, confident, calm

Greatest weaknesses in his personality: arrogant, cynical, over-confident sometimes

Optimist or pessimist: pessimist

Introvert or extrovert: Introvert

Drives and motivations: Survival, revenge, keeping D safe

Talents: Sarcasm

Extremely skilled at: marksmanship, martial arts, knives, mechanics, bombs

Extremely unskilled at: Alchemy, cooking, driving (sorta)


PROBLEMS/CRISIS

Greatest fear: killing an innocent by accident

Soft spot: D

Biggest regret: none

Minor regrets: not telling various friends how he felt

Darkest secret: Surgical alterations (what kind? you'll have to wait...)

Does anyone else know?: Not yet

How do they react in a crisis?: Goes in all guns blazing... literally

How do they face problems?: directly or indirectly whatever solves the problem faster

What kind of problems do they usually run into?: Terrorists and political intrigue

How does he react to new problems?: Swears

How character reacts to change: Adapts